Laser sword or magic sword?

One of my greatest achievements in life was when I debated my friend John to a stalemate in a very controversal topic. The topic? Simply this:

Who would win in a fight out of Master Yoda and Samurai Jack?

He chose Yoda, I chose Jack, and it began. It was epic. It took up 5 or 6 pages of the forum we were on, and despite most people thinking Yoda would win with very little effort, I used logic and reason to prove for sure that not only could Samurai Jack hold his own, but he was good enough to dispose of Yoda without breaking a sweat.

Which shows how useless they are at debating, because we all know that Yoda would kick Jack's ass.