Social network idiocy

Bebo was cool at one point. Facebook to me still is. But not for long. I think it's the idiotic "likes" made by idiotic people, being "liked" by people who are just... well, they just annoy me. Not that all groups or likes are dumb, it's just that most of them are.

Like these:
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I don't need anger management - I need people to stop pissing me off!!!!

Not just anyone gets told they need anger management; only people that seem like they do. If you've actually been told you do need it, chances are, you're getting pissed off too easily. Seek professional help. Or, you know, just kick back.
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"hey, are you all right?" "Nah, i'm half left."

Well, good to see you throw sarcasm back to my face when I'm trying to show you I care. Swell.
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Parents call it "talkback" i call it Explaining.!

When it's disrespectful and you're acting like an ungrateful bratty turd, then yeah, it's talkback. Just consider yourself lucky you're not living in Samoa. That's straight "please give me a hiding" responses right there.
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Student-"How do you spell ______" Teacher"Get the dictionary and look it up." Student- "Bitch if i cant spell it how the hell can i find it in the dictionary."

Sound it out phonetically and work your way from there. You're not here to be spoonfed.
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You're 11... You do NOT have a broken heart, retard.

Most poeple I've seen that have "liked" this are only about 15 or 14. Trust me, you're heart ain't broken either.
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Lol I'm such a hater. Reading this post back again, I realize that I sound like I'm in a bad mood. Which is weird, because I'm not.

O_o

Ah well. I'll probably be back with more stupid "likes" to be an egg about. See, this is what happens when I got nothing to write about and I can't get to sleep.